morning comes and you're still with her and the bus and the tourists are gone
ok. tricks. tricks. think, man, think! you need something snappy and fast.
this blog is where the most vexing question of the western world will be asked, and perhaps never answered. where carnivores and vegetarians, israelis and arabs, and all combinations of other opposing forces will convene to debate. and probably some beaver pics too.
ok. tricks. tricks. think, man, think! you need something snappy and fast.
back to the porn.
"so, is he a friend of yours?"
quien es mas macho? the so-designated "pedophile american" who adapted to that new-fangled internets the kids seem to love so much, the better to stalk them with, or the gay american(tm) whose intoxication with his own power over voters and his sexuality led to him to back-alley handjobs from strangers?
my probably all too obvious attention to her facial features was broken by her new best friend, zac. clearly he had not learned his lesson, though zac is the kinda fella who thinks his looks are the justification of his invicibility. or maybe he just has the magical ability to never hear the word no or comprehend rejection of any kind. most of the time, i admire it. but now, zac was forcing himself into something of mine, and he was not welcome. but i weighed the relative risk of this disputable interruption versus the relative benefit of maintaining good terms with the guy who comps me twice as often as anyone else, and i see that discretion here is the better part of getting drunk cheap.
quien es mas macho? the anti-american oil baron president who wants to start his own book club or the anti-semitic nuclear maverick who wants to wants to drive israel off the map?
quien es mas macho? wait, this is sick. i can't believe i even started to post this one. i'm already burning in hell at some undetermined point in the future, and now i'm sure add acid to the flames. real acid.
feeling unflinchingly fearless (i said i was drinking tequila), i asked, "how's the zinfindel?" and studied her face and its lack of movement. she turned slowly and replied in a low, whisper-thin voice that bespoke of throat surgery, "fine. it's not rose, but it will do." interesting. she actually answered me. straighforwardly. with no hint of the grinding animus she had projected at zac. she wasn't in the neighborhood of friendly, but she had left ragetown. i proffered that perhaps they were just out of rose since the times style section had declared it the new cosmo. (no, i didn't actually read that in the times. i discovered this suddenly useful factoid on a blog. no, not the huffungton post. whatever.) the hipsters must be slurping the stuff the way a child follows a parent through a disaster. not sure what's going on or why and with only the vague supposition that this must be right despite all the horror associated with the moment. i think rose wine is pretty horrible anyway.
quien es mas macho? the first lady of country music and beloved wife of johnny cash or the silver-streaked sexy angel of country?
she ordered a rose wine. the bartender, zac without a k, always quick with a joke, snarked that she could get that fancy stuff in one of them biker bars, but not here. normally, zac's a hit with angry-looking, near-feral woman, but this time his playful jab was met with fuck you eyes instead of fuck me eyes. he demured and offered a pink zinfindel as an alternative.